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2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

#the freedom bird has rejected him

*laughs so hard no sound comes out*

GOOD BIRD

Ok but this is really important. One, that is a juvenile. You can tell because his head isn’t entirely white. He’s still got brown spots.

Two, that posture is NOT AGGRESSIVE. He’s not being attacked per se; that is a DEFENSIVE body posture. What he’s saying is DUDE STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT. You’ll notice that this happens when Trump reaches over to touch Uncle Sam’s perch, and when they try to make Uncle Sam touch Trump.

He’s like UGHGHGHGHGH DO NOT TOUCH MY STUFF THIS IS MY STUFF YOU’RE GONNA MESS IT ALL UP.

So, in review, the young American, Uncle Sam, told Donald Trump, “Stop touching my stuff or I will fuck you up.”

I think that pretty much sums it up.