yourobedservant:

A facebook friend just posted a picture of her 18-month-old son wearing a shirt that says, “lock up your daughters.” 

My first thought was not, “ugh, compulsory heterosexuality.” It wasn’t even, “ugh, patriarchy.”

My first thought was “and horses.”

Hamilton has taken over my life to the extent that a joke about a (not actually) horse-fucking revolutionary era tailor came to mind before feminist rage. I don’t even know who I am anymore.