How to make friends 101

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

black-supremafeminist:

deenadolly:

districtsugar:

doveclove:

niuniente:

muscovado-sugar:

xi-vi-xiv:

bme-and-wttc:

sherlysthougths:

justthefangirl:

timaeustestifieds:

nudiemuse:

recklesscloudz:

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

reblobbed

seriously have nothing to lose

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot.
BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

Amen

Reblobbed.

Shhhhhid

asbehsam:

back-that-sass-up:

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

“History truly is interesting. in which my favorite president having the longest hat. Ahh yes Asbehsam Lincoln.”

I have no words….

pikaclue:

theproblematicblogger:

the14thplanet:

share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

ngl it worked

damn that’s some fast service 

saniosan:

deliideli:

barakat1818:

ayyyyytyler:

baimbie:

dahwsie:

sparkhy:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌

I really need this.

Challenge: everyone who reblogs this gets a paragraph about how they’d be described in a book based on their blog

iamawerewolfgirl:

myfictionaluniverses:

myfictionaluniverses:

STOP REBLOGGING THIS OH MY GOD HELP ME

KEEP REBLOGGING THIS I WANNA MAKE PEOPLE SMILE

Thank youuuu that was so sweet xx

livinqchaos:

thelarrydiaries123:

niclo121212:

temporalgearshift:

fuckaslesbian:

anubis-the-incubus:

I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke

I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go

there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week

HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET

*reblogs* You can never be too sure.

Why not

Reblog for an inappropriate audition song based on your blog

innapropriateauditionsongs:

theres-about-a-dozen-of-me:

theres-about-a-dozen-of-me:

innapropriateauditionsongs:

Everyone that reblogs will get an inappropriate audition song based on their blog in their ask box

EVERYONE

I call bullshit my friend

Holy shit they actually do it damn

Did you guys think I was lying???

Reblog if you want a shitty graphic made by me based of your URL.

Reblog this and ill draw your url and a chibi version of your icon :)

bbmoose:

im bored and there is nothing to do at work..